Crappy Thoughtswhite people (I’m one) - goddamn these have to be the worst thing on this planet. You look at them and just want to take your life. They cannot do anything besides make situations awkward, start wars, and enslave everyone. Just stop it. black people - haha stupid fucking kids - yo put that nigga on a leash. These things just fucking run around and do nothing besides piss me off....
Aight my homies. This one is a small rant. Why love so complicated? Let me put it in you, damn. Stop it with your fucking feelings and emotions. I’m already out here giving a left nut for the world and now you want me to pay attention to your feelings. Well lemme get the puss and then we’ll talk emotions. Seriously though, why did you leave me broken....
Man I swear, why do people got to be bitch ass niggas these days. You just be walking down the street, and some motherfucker come up to you and start talking like man did I look like I want to talk? I’m trying to think about what I am going to have for dinner and you come up mumbling and bumbling about some bullshit, some starving children or something. My money boy....
Ah yes, everyone’s favorite (or favourite, if you are a dick swallowing brit) topic. Most awful situations in life can often be attributed to the actions of a meddling ex. Usually, they want to “stay friends” or “catch up”. You know what I think of that? Yeah exactly. Bitch hold on. Why do you feel the need to try to inject yourself into my life every couple of months? Oh you got married right after we broke up?...
Hello my fellow dicks and pussies. We are back! Crappy Thoughts has been revived from the dead and is coming to a city near you to wreak havoc, trigger fuckants, and generally just try to be as insulting or as heartbreaking as possible. We are sorry we made you endure such a long wait until we came back, but please, sit down and enjoy the ride. We are going to ride you quite hard....
Now that the 2017 football season is officially upon us, the majority of my content will be focused on the bears and possibly other NFL teams as well, like the Dallas Cowboys and all their fuck ups this past off-season, I’m looking right at you Ezekiel Elliot. I may be a little late to the party on this one but I do wanna go over what I saw this past Thursday, when the Denver Donkeys took on my Chicago Bums....
Man I have heard this shit show of a story for weeks now thanks to the dumb fucks over at ESPN and First Take consistently bringing up this story. I have had it with these motherfucking articles on the motherfucking Internet, because not only is it trending in the sports world still, but also on da bears bleacher report, which fucking sucks cause Jay Cuntler ain’t on the team anymore....
What is this title that you’re wondering? Well allow me to enlighten you toilet thinkers on what it means to love them chickens and on the side eggs. The old age question of whether or not the chicken or the egg came first is something that would be debated forever in the future, but not today. For today the myth and legends spoken of this question be dispelled and the truth shines upon your hopeless chicken selves....
It’s almost that time of year again fellow NFL fans (why yes, here at Crappy Thoughts we cover sports as well, #FuckJoeBuck) where we are close to the start of the regular season. We will get to witness a new class of rookies compete for starting jobs as well as try and make a name for themselves in the league. Or you can end up like Johnny Manziel, become an alcoholic, beat your girlfriend, and flame out in a 3 year career....
Hello humans. You shall all be referred to as humans because I feel like we are above and beyond genders. I realize it has been a week since this blog has seen any action, I profoundly apologize and would like to say that there is no excuse (besides the one that we’re all busy with life, vacation, sex, money laundering, and the occasional drug). This post will be a review of the movie Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, directed by one of my favorite directors, Luc Besson....