Man I have heard this shit show of a story for weeks now thanks to the dumb fucks over at ESPN and First Take consistently bringing up this story. I have had it with these motherfucking articles on the motherfucking Internet, because not only is it trending in the sports world still, but also on da bears bleacher report, which fucking sucks cause Jay Cuntler ain’t on the team anymore.

motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane

I have had to deal with his bullshit for 8 years.

The throwing of the picks, the fumbling, the body language, the injuries, the inconsistency, and just being a complete waste of time and a walking disappointment to this historic franchise. Yes, he is statistically the best QB we have ever had but damn that ain’t saying much when you can’t lead us to the promise land. It is nice that he ended up finding another gig in a place that could bode well for him considering that fact that he has a relationship with Head coach of the Miami Dolphins Adam Gase.

cutler at the dolphins

When Gase was a coordinator for da bears back in 2015, Jay Cutler had a mediocre ass season, which we tend to over praise because we continued to fool ourselves into thinking he was the dude. Now that they have reunited in Miami, I’m not so sure if he leads them back into the playoffs, but in the NFL you never know.

As for Colin Kaepernick, I do believe the guy is talented, and deserves a shot at making an NFL roster as a back up or a short term starter. But for him to be signed by Miami, as he has worn a Fidel Castro shirt and praised him, would be suicide for the owner. 34% of Miami’s population is made up of Cuban people, and I’m not saying that they are all Dolphins fans, but signing a dude who praised a man Cuban immigrants fled from could lead to boycotts and loss of ticket purchases besides other troubles. Plus what has he really shown you over the past 3 years guarantees him to be a sure fire success. He has basically regressed in every category ever since Jim Harbaugh was fired back in San Fran. The dude was benched for Blaine Gabbert….BLAINE GABBERT OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE.

fuck

So please stop making this a race thing, because it isn’t, Colin Kaepernick has a different agenda in place instead of football. There is a time and place for everything and kneeling during the national anthem where we salute the men and women serving our country is not the place to do so. The NFL is a very patriotic game, and Kaepernick does have the right to kneel. He should really consider and think about the people who died for his rights to do so. He is nothing but a distraction, hence why NFL teams won’t hire him. So quit race baiting ya bitches, and if you don’t agree well then Spin around, bitch, you could kiss my ass.

P.S.- Here at Crappy Thoughts we love and support all members of the military. Thank you for your service, and God Bless ya.

america fuck yea

fucking america