Now that the 2017 football season is officially upon us, the majority of my content will be focused on the bears and possibly other NFL teams as well, like the Dallas Cowboys and all their fuck ups this past off-season, I’m looking right at you Ezekiel Elliot. I may be a little late to the party on this one but I do wanna go over what I saw this past Thursday, when the Denver Donkeys took on my Chicago Bums....
Man I have heard this shit show of a story for weeks now thanks to the dumb fucks over at ESPN and First Take consistently bringing up this story. I have had it with these motherfucking articles on the motherfucking Internet, because not only is it trending in the sports world still, but also on da bears bleacher report, which fucking sucks cause Jay Cuntler ain’t on the team anymore....
Hello humans. You shall all be referred to as humans because I feel like we are above and beyond genders. I realize it has been a week since this blog has seen any action, I profoundly apologize and would like to say that there is no excuse (besides the one that we’re all busy with life, vacation, sex, money laundering, and the occasional drug). This post will be a review of the movie Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, directed by one of my favorite directors, Luc Besson....
ROUND 3 MOTHAFUCKAS ROUND 3. DING DING DING. Man I said it once and I’ll say it again, I have had it with these motherfucking liberals in this motherfucking country. Christ I’m about to strike your ass out like if it’s a ball game. Now let me clarify and tell you all my stance because y’all have these titty attacks faster than radical terrorists screaming allahu akbar and blowing the fuck up....
A 21 Savage Issa Album collaboration review featuring Dat Boi with a Rocket Launcher and Samuel L Windu. Hello my dear one eyed snakes and beloved hot pockets, today we will doing a brutally honest review of the new 21 Savage album that was released on July 7th, Issa Album. This is his debut studio album. All previous releases, such as Savage Mode and Slaughter King were mixtapes and collabs with other artists....
Nor does it make you special. Your gender is not a fashion statement. It is not something to flaunt in other peoples’ faces. Now that I’ve got your attention, hear me out. I need to rant about all the people out there that like to identify as something besides male or female. Please. Quit being such an asshole about it. I couldn’t give a rats ass whether you are a female, a eunuch, or a fucking apache helicopter....
Transformers 5 - The last knight. Holy shit there are 5 of these things. - Dat Boi with a Rocket Launcher You would have thought that after the abomination known as Revenge of the Fallen, they would’ve stopped but NOPE. That ain’t how Hollywood works kiddes. The word of the day children is mula cause these movies easily top a billion dollars every single time they are released to the general audience....
Hello fellow toilet thinkers, in today’s crap lesson, we’ll be crapping it out and learning that the antifreeze that you use for your car can be used as booze. Now you may be wondering, “Antifreeze as booze? Ridiculous!”. Well as it turns out, antifreeze, when it is drunk, will give you the feeling of being drunk, as well as ingesting poison in your body. And what happens when poison gets in the body?...
Today, in boating school, after making a run for the lavatory, I pulled out my phone and began to browse. My young eager mind, thinking about self-improvement while straining to push one out, suddenly remembered a small detail about the previous night. I had ordered me a large pepperoni pizza with the works from Pizza Hut and remembered seeing this small white plastic piece in the very center. It looks like this:...