Ah yes, everyone’s favorite (or favourite, if you are a dick swallowing brit) topic. Most awful situations in life can often be attributed to the actions of a meddling ex. Usually, they want to “stay friends” or “catch up”.
You know what I think of that?
Yeah exactly. Bitch hold on. Why do you feel the need to try to inject yourself into my life every couple of months? Oh you got married right after we broke up? Yeah, you are an idiot for that. That is a hell of a rebound, and I do not know if I should feel worse for you or the guy who has to put up with you.
But honestly if he agreed to it, well then he is a special kind of stupid, much like you.
Man these bitches. Like I understand. Dick was good. Dick certainly was too good. But you married now. You moved out and agreed to this marriage and to his previous kids from previous women. I mean damn. Why try to rope me into this?
I am not a shoulder to cry on. I cut you out of my life and you responded with a brash decision in which clearly you did not consider the consequences. Do not come to me when the going gets tough. I simple do not care. You mean nothing to me and while I do wish you the best, I could care less about what actually happens to you.