Before I begin why such an anomylous word comparison happens, it is imperative that we first understand what a crêpe truly is.
A crêpe or crepe (/kreɪp/ or /krɛp/, French: [kʁɛp], Quebec French: [kʁaɪ̯p]) is a type of very thin pastry, usually made from wheat flour (crêpes de froment) or buckwheat flour (galettes). Crêpes belong to the general category of ancient Greek Tiganitai, from Greek tiganos NIGGA WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE IS THIS? (τίγανος), meaning “frying pan”, which in English is literary translated to Pancakes [Athenaeus, Deipnosophistae, XIV, 645c; Galen, On the Properties of Foods, I, 3]. The French term, crêpe, derives from the Latin crispa, meaning tiganitai with “creases”. While crêpes are often associated with Brittany, a region in the northwest of France, their consumption is widespread in France, Belgium, Canada, and many parts of Europe, North Africa, and the Southern Cone of South America. Crêpes are served with a variety of fillings, from the simplest with only sugar to flambéed crêpes Suzette or elaborate savoury galettes.
Basically just take your dick and stick it between a rolled up pancake and use your baby juice and leftover dick cheese from the last 3 times you masturbated through your shorts to create a succulent yet bitter filling comparable only to that of an unshowered Vietnamese nutsack. It truly is a delicacy in most ISIS occupied territories.
Now what else does ISIS love other than crêpes? Rape. That’s right. When they take a break from fucking their lovely goats, they also enjoy rape. It really is the true extremist past time. Comparable to American baseball. In ISIS occupied territories, rape is actually considered a sport. The objective of the game is to rape as many females (it doesn’t matter what species) as possible in under 30 minutes. Winner gets free crêpes for a year as well as free tickets to any Ariana Grande show.
As you can see by now, crêpe and rape go hand in hand. Like peas and carrots. Like Forest Gump and AIDS. Like John Lennon and a bullet. Like Tumblr girls and razor blades.
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That’s all I’ve got for you today folks.
God bless you and GOD BLESS AMERICA.
