Hello fellow toilet thinkers, in today’s crap lesson, we’ll be crapping it out and learning that the antifreeze that you use for your car can be used as booze. Now you may be wondering, “Antifreeze as booze? Ridiculous!”.
Well as it turns out, antifreeze, when it is drunk, will give you the feeling of being drunk, as well as ingesting poison in your body. And what happens when poison gets in the body? Well the body gonna try and get rid of it and it ain’t really gonna look very much like regular vomit. You want to know what’ll look like when it comes out? Well just imagine, strolling through the the rain-forest, starving and out of options and all you had were the dangerous animals of the wild and nature itself…
So what can you do with all of this at the end of the day? Well, you could try to hunt the dangerous beast of the rain-forest, or…
Eat the leaves and bugs of the rain-forest
Now that might be obvious at first glance, but since we’re both in unfamiliar territory here, we don’t know if eating anything in the wild will give out good results. For example, a little snake at the end of the cliff looks delicious to your starving self, BUT what if that thing, once ingested into your stomach, could leave you in pain and could potentially kill you? Solution to all of this problem? Leaves and bugs that you know of!
Why are talking about this in the first place? Well it’s because it still will relate to what happens if you drink the antifreeze and what’ll come out of your bloody holes when you do.
Back onto the adventure of the toilet stories…
You find yourself back to the rain-forest with nothing to feed your hungry self, so you start hallucinating and seeing the trees as great bowls of salad, but wait, you see fireflys/thunder-bugs that look so appetizing to the eyes as you think of them as the flying mayo that would go along well with the bowl of tree salad. So you, the hungry and desperate self that you are, start hunting down the poor little fireflies and start taking the leaves off the rain-forest trees for your feast.
While preparing your bowl of salad with a touch of mayo, you start to fantasize about how delicious it’ll taste and how your stomach will be satisfied with what you had done for yourself and that it’ll reward you by not making you feel hungry anymore. You then whip yourself back to reality as you see the bowl in front of you looks like the heavens had graced you with the ultimate feast made from Gordon Ramsay himself, but like the animal that you are, you go and devour the whole thing as if your entire was made for this one purpose.
As the food is going through your mouth and into your system, you start to feel a bit queasy but ignore it in favor of finishing up the food that you had made. But then all of a sudden, your stomach starts attacking you in a way that you would never have imagined, so you start to write on the ground and roll back and forth, in pain. The strong sensation of pain grows stronger as well as the queasy feeling until it comes bursting forth through your mouth like floodgates, vomiting all the salad and fireflies mayo onto natures soils and seeing that the vomit was practically glowing a bright green color. You then realize the horrible mistake of making food out of this blasted place that you start vomiting again due to the realization of the travesties that you had committed.
And that my fellow toilet thinkers is what would happen if you drink antifreeze, your system will make sure you’re gonna throw up everything up and it will end up looking like radiation came out of your mouth.
Buy some motherfucking antifreeze here and get fucked up.
Happy learning toileters.