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Chickens and the Egg

What is this title that you’re wondering? Well allow me to enlighten you toilet thinkers on what it means to love them chickens and on the side eggs. The old age question of whether or not the chicken or the egg came first is something that would be debated forever in the future, but not today. For today the myth and legends spoken of this question be dispelled and the truth shines upon your hopeless chicken selves....

Your gender doesn't make you unique

Nor does it make you special. Your gender is not a fashion statement. It is not something to flaunt in other peoples’ faces. Now that I’ve got your attention, hear me out. I need to rant about all the people out there that like to identify as something besides male or female. Please. Quit being such an asshole about it. I couldn’t give a rats ass whether you are a female, a eunuch, or a fucking apache helicopter....