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Chickens and the Egg

What is this title that you’re wondering? Well allow me to enlighten you toilet thinkers on what it means to love them chickens and on the side eggs. The old age question of whether or not the chicken or the egg came first is something that would be debated forever in the future, but not today. For today the myth and legends spoken of this question be dispelled and the truth shines upon your hopeless chicken selves....

Dear Fat Liberation.....Eat a snickers....Oh wait you don't need one.

ROUND 3 MOTHAFUCKAS ROUND 3. DING DING DING. Man I said it once and I’ll say it again, I have had it with these motherfucking liberals in this motherfucking country. Christ I’m about to strike your ass out like if it’s a ball game. Now let me clarify and tell you all my stance because y’all have these titty attacks faster than radical terrorists screaming allahu akbar and blowing the fuck up....