Why yes my good man/woman/alien chestburster, that is a good question.

This blog is dedicated to teaching you, our valued reader, about possibly the most important things present on our beautiful earth! We love knowledge here at Crappy Thoughts.

What makes us special and especially valid is that all of our posts are written while we’re sitting on the toilet!!! We believe that the human mind is at its most practical and inquisitive while taking a turd.

We’re a team of 30 seasoned professionals that put our minds to the test every day to bring you quality content.

Of course, we may not appeal to everyone’s taste, and if you have a problem with that, you can email us directly at jdaviseditor@gmail.com and tell us what you have a problem with. We obviously won’t take or change the content but we’ll apologize and say it won’t happen again only to make you feel better.

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You can check back here everyday to learn and to grow.

Stay curious my friends.