Ladies and Gentlemen,
or snowflakes who don’t associate with these types of genders cause what da fuck do I know…
Let’s be honest, we all like to fuck. - Dat Boi with a Rocket Launcher
Whether you are one freaky deaky bitch or like it clean and respectful, we all like fucking. It’s an essential part of a relationship and the key to starting a familia. But have y’all ever thought to yourselves how do ducks do le deed???
Well here I am about to get all national geographic and stuff while enjoying myself on the porcelain throne. So let’s cut to the chase cause ducks don’t do it respectfully at all. Think of it like a yu gi oh game with attack and trap cards. The male duck literally has a cork screw penis that launches itself like a rocket into the vagina of the female duck. The penis can extend to a distance of 20 centimeters. And their dicks are armed to the teeth with spines sticking outwards. As for females, they got to activate their trap cards as their vaginas are loaded with empty sacs and are all twisted up, in case they want to avoid any unwanted pregnancies. Aren’t we all glad for the creation of condoms and the pill? And interesting fact, one out of 3 mating sessions are rape. Literally meaning that 3 or 4 ducks can meet up and gang bang a lonely female duck.
Moral of the story, ducks are fucking scary. I wonder if Donald and Daisy duck were this kinky?
Stay curious my friends.