Now that the 2017 football season is officially upon us, the majority of my content will be focused on the bears and possibly other NFL teams as well, like the Dallas Cowboys and all their fuck ups this past off-season, I’m looking right at you Ezekiel Elliot. I may be a little late to the party on this one but I do wanna go over what I saw this past Thursday, when the Denver Donkeys took on my Chicago Bums....
Hello humans. You shall all be referred to as humans because I feel like we are above and beyond genders. I realize it has been a week since this blog has seen any action, I profoundly apologize and would like to say that there is no excuse (besides the one that we’re all busy with life, vacation, sex, money laundering, and the occasional drug). This post will be a review of the movie Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, directed by one of my favorite directors, Luc Besson....
ROUND 3 MOTHAFUCKAS ROUND 3. DING DING DING. Man I said it once and I’ll say it again, I have had it with these motherfucking liberals in this motherfucking country. Christ I’m about to strike your ass out like if it’s a ball game. Now let me clarify and tell you all my stance because y’all have these titty attacks faster than radical terrorists screaming allahu akbar and blowing the fuck up....
NOBODY IS SAFE UP IN DIS BITCH YA SMELL ME! I mean goddamn, I thought I was done ranting about lunatic liberals and their radical ideas about white guilt, privilege, and the dumb fucks running and ruining the Black Lives Matter movement but NOOOOOO, here I am again to talk about a cancer that is sweeping the nation. Feminism. Like Jesus Christ, I even had to encounter one during one of my ethnic classes, which ended in her calling me a misogynist and walking away like a total cunt....
Before I go any further with this piece let me clarify, I am not a racist, misogynist, bigot, homophobe, or a white supremacist. I am all in favor for world peace. I am for equal rights, meaning that gay people, trans-gender people, and minorities like myself should have the same rights that everyone else does here in a ‘Murica. I agree with the base idea of Liberalism but the problem comes from the people enforcing it....