What I learned in boating school is...
Today, in boating school, after making a run for the lavatory, I pulled out my phone and began to browse. My young eager mind, thinking about self-improvement while straining to push one out, suddenly remembered a small detail about the previous night. I had ordered me a large pepperoni pizza with the works from Pizza Hut and remembered seeing this small white plastic piece in the very center. It looks like this:...