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Why yes my good man/woman/alien chestburster, that is a good question. This blog is dedicated to teaching you, our valued reader, about possibly the most important things present on our beautiful earth! We love knowledge here at Crappy Thoughts. What makes us special and especially valid is that all of our posts are written while we’re sitting on the toilet!!! We believe that the human mind is at its most practical and inquisitive while taking a turd....

Ladies and Gentlemen, or snowflakes who don’t associate with these types of genders cause what da fuck do I know… Let’s be honest, we all like to fuck. - Dat Boi with a Rocket Launcher Whether you are one freaky deaky bitch or like it clean and respectful, we all like fucking. It’s an essential part of a relationship and the key to starting a familia. But have y’all ever thought to yourselves how do ducks do le deed?...