Hello my fellow dicks and pussies.

We are back! Crappy Thoughts has been revived from the dead and is coming to a city near you to wreak havoc, trigger fuckants, and generally just try to be as insulting or as heartbreaking as possible.

We are sorry we made you endure such a long wait until we came back, but please, sit down and enjoy the ride. We are going to ride you quite hard. So so hard…