Crappy ThoughtsHello fellow toilet thinkers, in today’s crap lesson, we’ll be crapping it out and learning that the antifreeze that you use for your car can be used as booze. Now you may be wondering, “Antifreeze as booze? Ridiculous!”. Well as it turns out, antifreeze, when it is drunk, will give you the feeling of being drunk, as well as ingesting poison in your body. And what happens when poison gets in the body?...
Why yes my good man/woman/alien chestburster, that is a good question. This blog is dedicated to teaching you, our valued reader, about possibly the most important things present on our beautiful earth! We love knowledge here at Crappy Thoughts. What makes us special and especially valid is that all of our posts are written while we’re sitting on the toilet!!! We believe that the human mind is at its most practical and inquisitive while taking a turd....
Ladies and Gentlemen, or snowflakes who don’t associate with these types of genders cause what da fuck do I know… Let’s be honest, we all like to fuck. - Dat Boi with a Rocket Launcher Whether you are one freaky deaky bitch or like it clean and respectful, we all like fucking. It’s an essential part of a relationship and the key to starting a familia. But have y’all ever thought to yourselves how do ducks do le deed?...
Today, in boating school, after making a run for the lavatory, I pulled out my phone and began to browse. My young eager mind, thinking about self-improvement while straining to push one out, suddenly remembered a small detail about the previous night. I had ordered me a large pepperoni pizza with the works from Pizza Hut and remembered seeing this small white plastic piece in the very center. It looks like this:...