Crappy ThoughtsROUND 3 MOTHAFUCKAS ROUND 3. DING DING DING. Man I said it once and I’ll say it again, I have had it with these motherfucking liberals in this motherfucking country. Christ I’m about to strike your ass out like if it’s a ball game. Now let me clarify and tell you all my stance because y’all have these titty attacks faster than radical terrorists screaming allahu akbar and blowing the fuck up....
NOBODY IS SAFE UP IN DIS BITCH YA SMELL ME! I mean goddamn, I thought I was done ranting about lunatic liberals and their radical ideas about white guilt, privilege, and the dumb fucks running and ruining the Black Lives Matter movement but NOOOOOO, here I am again to talk about a cancer that is sweeping the nation. Feminism. Like Jesus Christ, I even had to encounter one during one of my ethnic classes, which ended in her calling me a misogynist and walking away like a total cunt....
A 21 Savage Issa Album collaboration review featuring Dat Boi with a Rocket Launcher and Samuel L Windu. Hello my dear one eyed snakes and beloved hot pockets, today we will doing a brutally honest review of the new 21 Savage album that was released on July 7th, Issa Album. This is his debut studio album. All previous releases, such as Savage Mode and Slaughter King were mixtapes and collabs with other artists....
Nor does it make you special. Your gender is not a fashion statement. It is not something to flaunt in other peoples’ faces. Now that I’ve got your attention, hear me out. I need to rant about all the people out there that like to identify as something besides male or female. Please. Quit being such an asshole about it. I couldn’t give a rats ass whether you are a female, a eunuch, or a fucking apache helicopter....
Now we here at Crappy Thoughts don’t usually take our own content too seriously, but with this article in particular, I just wanted to state my opinion and thoughts on the tragic events that have struck the music world this past week. For all of you that don’t know by now, lead vocalist of the very popular rock band Linkin Park, Chester Bennington, has tragically passed away by committing suicide. He was only 41 years of age and left behind a wife and six children, so let us all keep them in our thoughts and prayers....
Before I begin why such an anomylous word comparison happens, it is imperative that we first understand what a crêpe truly is. A crêpe or crepe (/kreɪp/ or /krɛp/, French: [kʁɛp], Quebec French: [kʁaɪ̯p]) is a type of very thin pastry, usually made from wheat flour (crêpes de froment) or buckwheat flour (galettes). Crêpes belong to the general category of ancient Greek Tiganitai, from Greek tiganos NIGGA WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE IS THIS?...
Before I go any further with this piece let me clarify, I am not a racist, misogynist, bigot, homophobe, or a white supremacist. I am all in favor for world peace. I am for equal rights, meaning that gay people, trans-gender people, and minorities like myself should have the same rights that everyone else does here in a ‘Murica. I agree with the base idea of Liberalism but the problem comes from the people enforcing it....
Twats and dicks, today we review the new 2017 Mummy. It stars handsome Tom Cruise: and the stunning Sofia Boutella: among others such as Russell Crowe and Annabelle Wallis. First, a little history… The Mummy came out in 1999 and starred Brendan Fraser as Rick O’Connell (the main character), Rachel Weisz (the main heroine), (insert other characters that aided Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz), and featured Arnold Vosloo as the main antagonist (the actual mummy that comes back to life)....
While ducks may like to get it on pretty wildly, I have not yet seen or read about a case where a male or female duck (yes, animals only have two genders, shocking right) has gotten an STD as a result. But apparently, a LOT of koalas in Australia seem to be infected with a strain of chlamydia that places them in a lot of pain and ultimately death. So what the fuck are these kinky marsupials doing on that island?...
Transformers 5 - The last knight. Holy shit there are 5 of these things. - Dat Boi with a Rocket Launcher You would have thought that after the abomination known as Revenge of the Fallen, they would’ve stopped but NOPE. That ain’t how Hollywood works kiddes. The word of the day children is mula cause these movies easily top a billion dollars every single time they are released to the general audience....